Wednesday 25 November 2020

Does it know it’s Christmas?

So Boris Johnson has reminded everyone: “The virus doesn’t know it’s Christmas.”

You don’t say Boris, you don’t say...

If the virus is not going to suspend its spread for the winter season, with flu on the way: why are we suddenly allowed bubbling of three households of any number?

Are you perhaps suggesting that not allowing households to mix was a mistake?

Is someone whining they can’t see their extended friends and family at Christmas?

Is this the number of households your mates want to bring together?

We’ve gone through Eid with this virus, we’ve been through Diwali, we’re coming up to Hannakkah, but the virus rules are only being suspended for Christmas.

The lockdown is plaguing everyone at the moment, not just the Christian faith, perhaps you think Christians are extra specially stupid.

Silly Christian, viruses don’t believe in Jesus.

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