Royal crash

An 83 year old woman is in hospital after a crash with a Royal convoy.

The police were to blame, with a police motorbike in the convoy causing the crash.

The Royal couple William and Kate have been in touch with the woman, Irene, to convey their sadness at having crashed into her indirectly.

I think the policeman should have phoned as well to express his apologises.

This time it was not a Royal driving the car, but the second crash in a matter of months you begin to wonder whether the Royals are a menace to the roads.

It remains to be seen whether a call from the Royals made up for Irene being involved in a crash.