Prince Harry to get a job!

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will be stepping back from Royal duties and working to become financially independent.

It’s official folks the grandson of the Queen will be getting a job.

In a life of privilege and state hand outs this Royal will actually be doing something for himself.

I have to say like the palace I am shocked.

But quietly pleased that the Prince will be doing something with his time.

Royals raid public purse

The Prince Harry and Meghan’s home was renovated with £2.4m of taxpayers' money, as reported by the BBC.

It is easy to forget that these immensely wealthy people take money from the public purse.

I want to know why I can’t get a couple of hundred thousand to buy a house if they get so much for renovations.

The Royals are not on benefits, they can afford to renovate the house themselves it is a travesty.

We’re in austerity Britain, yet this austerity obviously doesn’t extend to our ruling masters, just to extremely poor benefits claimants.

Prince Harry

Prince Harry is, well, a Prince.

He is not an MP, or a Queen, or a Civil Servant or well, anything other than a Prince.

He is a Prince who was foolish enough to don a Nazi uniform for a party.

We all remember that don’t we, him wearing that uniform.

We haven’t forgotten have we, what he wore...

How did we feel about it?

The outfit choice of his...

His brother didn’t wear it at any point did he...

There was a distinct absence of his elder brother wearing it.

Interestingly though there seems to be another Royal wedding on the cards.

Funny thing about Royal weddings, in a weird way everyone gets invited whether they want to go or not.

Also interestingly, it appears and is reported that Donald Trump is very much not invited.

I’m not sure if a Royal realises how a Royal wedding looks to all of us.

Only this time Prince Harry wedding, as I shall dub this one is not inviting Donald Trump.

Whatever is that about do you think?

Harry's got the humpf

I feel bad for Prince Harry, not content with fixitating on an election that isn't our own the British press have to fixate on his love life as well.

In battling for his private life the Prince has had to throw in his cards and admit his relationship with an American actress.

Shock horror, she's not white

Though I noticed I had to be told this American actress is mixed race, as if this was the most unusual thing in the world.

Even after his mother's death Britain hasn't moved forward enough to see a mixed race relationship as anything other than, a relationship.

I can feel the press madness coming as I type, so I will leave it there.

The rest no doubt will be filled in by a Royal mad press corp.

Harry, all I can say is I'm sorry, I hope they grow up soon.