Thursday 4 July 2019

Bomb squad called over glitter

Straight Pride are no fun.

They called in the bomb squad and FBI after receiving envelops filled with that terrifying substance, glitter.

Three members of Super Happy Fun America called the authorities over envelopes filled with a "granular substance".
The letters prompted a response from the FBI, three fire departments and the bomb squad.
Not only is this a massive waste of resources in a world where real terrorism exists, it gives the impression that straight people are no fun.
This group, based in Boston, should have it’s name changed to grouchy miserable America.
They should have no right to call themselves straight pride.

Glitter bombing is a peaceful protest against those who oppose the LGBT community and it’s fun too.

These guys need to lighten up.

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